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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Who is someone that inspires you?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.